- homer\ simpson
- 1. (homer simpson) (2256↑, 144↓)Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.
"Woohoo\!Four day weekend\!"
Author: Ashley L http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/4526652. (Homer Simpson) (1095↑, 124↓)Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?"Oh, look at me\! I'm making people happy\! I'm the magical man - from Happyland\! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane\! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/2743923. (Homer Simpson) (852↑, 76↓)Age: 39 Height: 6' Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.") Kids: 2.5 IQ: 75 Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts."Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos
Author: G-Union http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/5244964. (Homer Simpson) (795↑, 69↓)World's greatest American stereotype\!d'oh\!
Author: Ricky http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/1602115. (homer simpson) (620↑, 80↓)When one is lucky by bafooneryI pulled a Homer Simpson
6. (homer simpson) (554↑, 34↓)Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.
Author: Kristina http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/4413037. (Homer Simpson) (364↑, 46↓)1. a cartoon character in "[The Simpsons]" that eats too much, drinks too much [beer], and all in all is a complete [moron], just funnier than the average moron. 2. when a person succeeds when he/she does not know what they are doing. at all. 3. pure, crazy, insane luck."That four year old's driving\!" "But he just won the Daytona 500\!" "Looks like he pulled a Homer Simpson"
Author: yun kim http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/6255188. (homer simpson) (197↑, 34↓)The model of every father in the world. Possibly the greatest father in history.Lisa, just because I don't care dosen't mean I don't understand.
Author: bigtones http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/8233729. (Homer Simpson) (155↑, 8↓)The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.Homer Simpson is the greatest man alive.
Author: Bo Diddly http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/80821910. (homer simpson) (130↑, 14↓)The modern Renaissance man.Homer Simpson for President\!
Author: Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/51197811. (homer simpson) (115↑, 11↓)fat, lazy, bald, and stupid... yet oh so entertaininghomer simpson is my hero
Author: redrumredrum http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/13026512. (Homer Simpson) (132↑, 29↓)an AWESOME guy, has 3 kids and a loving wife, Marge Simpson. He only has 2 hairs however and is also a big drunkee. Hes big and lovable and always gives us laughs.. He works in the powerplant of sringfeild for his evil//stupid boss, Mr. Burns. He is careless and downright stupid most of the time but always shows love for his familyMarge: Homer Simpson\! You get down here\!
Author: Angie Fu Fu http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/90060713. (homer simpson) (109↑, 16↓)1. Mr. Plow. 2. The Pie Man. 3. Max Power. 4. Guy Incognito's lookalike. 5. Homer Thompson.'Hello there, may I trouble you for a dr-ink?' 'Give it up, Homer. We know it's you.' 'Homer, who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.' *Crash, bang\! Oh, eeagh, waah\! *thump.* '*gasp.. This man is my exact double\! *bigger gasp\! That dog has a puffy tail\! Hehehee, here, Puff\! Here, Puff\!' Homer Simpson is my God.
Author: All yor base r belong to us http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/159002314. (homer simpson) (87↑, 9↓)stupid in the face yet a hero to all15. (homer simpson) (82↑, 6↓)homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"
Author: waAGhA\! http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/112265516. (homer simpson) (81↑, 17↓)this guy is THE GREATEST guy evermmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts I am evil homer, I am evil homer
Author: number 1 haggis by the way http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/115593517. (Homer Simpson) (71↑, 14↓)The quintessential American.Mmm... forbidden donut.
Author: LudwigVan http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/34475618. (homer simpson) (50↑, 6↓)[guy incognito]'s exact double.Guy Incognito: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink? Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer. Guy Incognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.
Author: whoishomer http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/106445019. (Homer Simpson) (63↑, 19↓)stupid like a foxnone needed
Author: jake http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/34754320. (Homer Simpson) (59↑, 27↓)A funny guy.Author: Homer Jay Simpson http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/28325821. (Homer Simpson) (52↑, 26↓)Evil HomerI am Evil Homer
Author: Joeys http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/28967222. (homer simpson) (68↑, 59↓)The fat stupid cop from the show Police Cops."[Uh-oh Spaghetti-o's]\!" - Homer Simpson
Author: Mister Ignorant http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/64285223. (Homer Simpson) (13↑, 6↓)This is a text drawing of Homer Simpson(_8(|) \<- Homer Simpson
Author: Brain.A http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/602560224. (Homer Simpson) (12↑, 7↓)The act of wanting to eat after sex.*private business in room* guy: oh man, i could go for a sandwich right now girl: you're such a homer simpson.
Author: makeitbetter\@nexopia.com http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/343389225. (Homer Simpson) (34↑, 48↓)My Dad. My Drunkin' Hero.My name is Lisa Simpson and I am the smartest kid on Earth with a dad who is dumb and is ALWAYS Drunk. LoL\! Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson\!
Author: Someone MORE Special Than your Girlfriend http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/147963926. (Homer Simpson) (22↑, 273↓)Perhaps the dumbest cartoon character of all-time. He's not stupid-funny.. hes stupid-stupid, he makes Peter Griffin from [Family Guy] look like Einstein. Also, Peter Griffin stars in the funniest cartoon show ever made.Homer Simpson's IQ is less than his shoe size, and he probably wear size 5 in womens.
Author: James Lowe http://homer-simpson.urbanup.com/1481689Related: the simpsons, simpsons, homer, d'oh, simpson, bart simpson, marge simpson, bart, beer, doh, doh\!, family guy, idiot, lisa simpson, stupid, act, alcoholic, anime, asshole, drink, drunk, eat, fat, guy incognito, jebus, jesus, lisa, male, marge, moron, pistol whip, retard, sex, simpsons movie, spiderpig, yoinkLast updated: 2012.02.29
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